Total Medals Earned: 275 (From 45 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,365 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 4/19 (30/350 points)
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Goat serial exterminator
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Unlock the Shield Barrier power
Unlock the bat power
Unlock the dragonform power
Unlock the Hoof Crush power
Reach the Mountain Pass
Unlock the Play Tips power
Reach Evila
Complete all the trials
Get a triple kill
Kill a Winged Knight
be l33t and score over 50k
get a 50x combo
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
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Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/130 points)
Kill the first boss.
Defeat the first 5 bosses.
Defeat all 10 bosses.
Medals Earned: 4/13 (40/240 points)
Obtain the Gun.
Obtain the Halo.
Obtain the Sword.
Kill 25 Executioners.
Disobey 10 different commands.
Obey 10 different commands.
Kill 25 Androids.
Medals Earned: 7/18 (130/805 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (60/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (35/50 points)
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 13/32 (220/500 points)
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!